forever alone

This is only a step away from your mom tying a picture of Chris Pine to her face whenever you sit down for a family dinner.

Feeling lonely at a party? Don't worry, there's nobody to make you feel OK with this!

And when you're ready to move to the next step after pillow pets...

Man, that Lindsay Lohan used to be quite a looker.

Nope, he definitely tricked you.

On the plus side, you don't get cold, distant, emotionless, automated, and above all snarky responses to your sincere questions. So much for building trust.

Fair warning, kids! Don't ever browse Memebase, or before you know it, you'll have been forever alone for your entire natural lifespan!