I could have sworn I felt something vibrate. Wait, nevermind, that was just my crippling loneliness.

"Pretty damn sure!"

This is only a step away from your mom tying a picture of Chris Pine to her face whenever you sit down for a family dinner.

From the submitter:

You would think after a month and a half...he'd get the hint

You'd think.

yourewelcome

"Siri, will we be together forever?" asked the user. "Even longer" Siri answered.