forever alone

I could have sworn I felt something vibrate. Wait, nevermind, that was just my crippling loneliness.

Dammit, boys, hurry up and get it.

I knew buying those two iPhones would comes in handy someday!

"Pretty damn sure!"

The non-existent boyfriend trend seems to be endemic of late.

I'll be here anyway. Waitin' for a friend. Yup. Anyyyy day now...

Feeling lonely at a party? Don't worry, there's nobody to make you feel OK with this!

Fair warning, kids! Don't ever browse Memebase, or before you know it, you'll have been forever alone for your entire natural lifespan!