forever alone

S/He is so easy to talk to, we have so much in common.

crey

I heard somewhere (I forget where) that a healthy ratio of texts between any two people is 3/2. Which seems about right. If it's not working out that way, LET IT GO.

And even if you do have friends, it only tells you how much fun they're having without you.

Siri is basically an escort.

Feeling lonely at a party? Don't worry, there's nobody to make you feel OK with this!

Your apps say a lot about you.

But really you'll just be alone with your "interests."

I knew buying those two iPhones would comes in handy someday!