forever alone

Fair warning, kids! Don't ever browse Memebase, or before you know it, you'll have been forever alone for your entire natural lifespan!

It's okay, bro, we've all been there.

Your apps say a lot about you.

And even if you do have friends, it only tells you how much fun they're having without you.

The non-existent boyfriend trend seems to be endemic of late.

Shut up, Siri! Five contacts isn't bad! And just because one of them is my Pizza Hut delivery driver doesn't mean he doesn't still count! sobs