This is only a step away from your mom tying a picture of Chris Pine to her face whenever you sit down for a family dinner.

It's okay, bro, we've all been there.

And when you're ready to move to the next step after pillow pets...

"Siri, will we be together forever?" asked the user. "Even longer" Siri answered.

yourewelcome

Dammit, boys, hurry up and get it.

Shut up, Siri! Five contacts isn't bad! And just because one of them is my Pizza Hut delivery driver doesn't mean he doesn't still count! sobs