forever alone

I knew buying those two iPhones would comes in handy someday!

On the plus side, you don't get cold, distant, emotionless, automated, and above all snarky responses to your sincere questions. So much for building trust.

I heard somewhere (I forget where) that a healthy ratio of texts between any two people is 3/2. Which seems about right. If it's not working out that way, LET IT GO.

This is only a step away from your mom tying a picture of Chris Pine to her face whenever you sit down for a family dinner.

"Siri, will we be together forever?" asked the user. "Even longer" Siri answered.