drinking

Someone had left a plastic knife on the seat, and you said "Sorry, I can't drive stick."

Four y's! We all know what that means!

Where else but the bar?

Jimmy is not amused.

Dad never jokes about his alcohol.

Is liquor life?

I don't have any opposable thumbs. Or hands. Don't be ridiculous.

When I read the first line I thought this was a text from Michael Jackson Aging In Reverse™ (too soon?).

That moment Saturday or Sunday morning when you frantically check your history to see if you made an ass of yourself last night.