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drinking drunk failblog last night meta obviously has no idea of how voting works - 5855244800
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Downvoted into oblivion? Dude, the "you were so drunk last night" posts regularly scored 4.5/5 thumbs out of almost a thousand votes when we had voting on the front page, to say nothing of how well they (still) do on the vote page, which is how they make the front page in the first place. Sorry bro, but you're still in the minority for now.

/rant

drinking insult insulting neighbor oops wrong number - 5688087040
By aresha
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From the submitter:

Bane of my existence constantly coming to my door because she is allergic to music.

Sadly, your relationship with your neighbor has just been taken to a whole different level of awkward.

AutocoWrecks drinking drunk Farmville gardening last night - 5768482816
By Unknown
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Some days I feel like taking after Misses Edna Prooster and taking a baton to you Farmville-requesting asses.

drinking drunk drunk driving siri - 5843834624
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I don't have any opposable thumbs. Or hands. Don't be ridiculous.

birthday crap drinking drunk mistext poop shot spelling - 5378901760
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The question is, if she's out celebrating, where's Joey? Sitting at home alone while he reads happy birthday texts from people who are partying without him? Diff'rent strokes, I guess.

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21 Drunk & Morning After Texts That Are As Dubious As They Are Entertaining

It's been almost a decade since people started enjoying the schadenfreude and humor of reading drunk texts, but this sht just doesn't get old. And fortunately for all of us, until we all need to be certified sober to send texts, there will be an endless amount of wild and hilarious exchanges. 

Warning: some of these *might be falsified, but we're gonna let that slide because they're still funny as hell.

Funny drunk texts and texts from the morning after.
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