drinking

When I read the first line I thought this was a text from Michael Jackson Aging In Reverse™ (too soon?).

As if "the sports bar" wasn't vague enough.

Are you sure you meant to say "complicated?" Are you sure you didn't mean to say "Oh god. So drunk right now. Why did I have so many martinis whyyyyyyy?"

Someone had left a plastic knife on the seat, and you said "Sorry, I can't drive stick."

Some days I feel like taking after Misses Edna Prooster and taking a baton to you Farmville-requesting asses.

Is liquor life?

I don't have any opposable thumbs. Or hands. Don't be ridiculous.

Four y's! We all know what that means!

Where else but the bar?

It's GOT to be more complicated than that...