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Someone had left a plastic knife on the seat, and you said "Sorry, I can't drive stick."

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I don't have any opposable thumbs. Or hands. Don't be ridiculous.

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When I read the first line I thought this was a text from Michael Jackson Aging In Reverse™ (too soon?).

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Siri is like that loud sweaty guy who's in or comes from a frat, who says "Dude! Stand up and take another shot bro! Come on, you can do this!" to the guy who can't figure out where the floor is.

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Are you sure you meant to say "complicated?" Are you sure you didn't mean to say "Oh god. So drunk right now. Why did I have so many martinis whyyyyyyy?"