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The question is, if she's out celebrating, where's Joey? Sitting at home alone while he reads happy birthday texts from people who are partying without him? Diff'rent strokes, I guess.

AutocoWrecks drinking drunk Farmville gardening last night - 5768482816
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Some days I feel like taking after Misses Edna Prooster and taking a baton to you Farmville-requesting asses.

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I don't have any opposable thumbs. Or hands. Don't be ridiculous.

drinking drunk text last night meme success success kid - 5912024832
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That moment Saturday or Sunday morning when you frantically check your history to see if you made an ass of yourself last night.

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When I read the first line I thought this was a text from Michael Jackson Aging In Reverse™ (too soon?).