auto correct

Apparently snarfalarkus is a valid substitute.

Auto correct is warning us against Siri's advice.

It'd still be a fail even if s/he hadn't missed the "r" in "shirts." YES SMELLING OTHER PEOPLE'S SHIRTS IS CREEPY.

From the submitter:

Taken from my sisters perspective cause I'm too poor to have an iPhone

You'd better believe HR is going to hear about this when I get back.

HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH ANOTHER FANTASTIC PRODUCT

IF YOU'RE LIKE OTHER AMERICANS YOU LOVE TO EAT CHIPOTLE

BUT YOU HATE ALL THOSE TERRIBLE BLOOD STAINS IN YOUR UNDERWEAR

WE'VE GOT THE PERFECT PRODUCT FOR YOU

Man, it's so stressful trying to maintain my attitude of ironic detachment.

Four y's! We all know what that means!

I imagine that beavers that get crowded at lunchtime would reek pretty bad.

From the submitter:

Staying home is probably* a good idea.

Boy, auto correct sure is too swift for some people, right?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA....

Never mind, ask your English Lit teacher.