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I imagine that beavers that get crowded at lunchtime would reek pretty bad.

"I'll even get Siri to help me!"

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Damian was actually being babysat

Darth Tyranus' fight with Yoda was the only redeeming part of Episode II. AGREE OR DISAGREE.

A pencil? And an anus?? What do those have to do with each other???

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You'd better believe HR is going to hear about this when I get back.

Ugh, people who blast music through their iPod earbuds in public. Especially the Mulan soundtrack. We really need to work on your people skills.

This particular auto correct kicks in after the third or fourth straight "cool."

This just warms the cockles of my heart. And arouses it at a very reasonable rate.

Surrrrre you meant hang.