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This, in auto correct speak, is one of the many things that might happen if the Stop Online Piracy Act is passed. A committee in the House of Representatives will decide today on whether or not it should be passed to the full House for a vote.

Watch the House debate live, if you're the kind of person who prefers C-SPAN to ESPN.

Contact your local representative if you're a U.S. citizen. If you're not a U.S. citizen, here's the U.S. Dept. of Homeland Security's Naturalization form so you can be represented. You know you want to.

It's too late, someone's already used his revenge feces on Greg. A dinosaur costume may also have been involved.

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Staying home is probably* a good idea.

Boy, auto correct sure is too swift for some people, right?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA....

Never mind, ask your English Lit teacher.

You'd better believe HR is going to hear about this when I get back.

Don't! You'll be pulling the plug on sites like these! Noooooooo

That awkward moment when you're defecating and everything gets tangled.

Unless you don't have a penis. In which case it's not redundant so much as confusing.

Bonus points if you can do it while playing a song with your elbows or something. Chopsticks = 5 points; Fur Elise = 100 points; any arrangement of Al Green = 5,000 points.