auto correct

Apparently snarfalarkus is a valid substitute.

A mad portable... wait, I think there's already a name for that.

Looks like it took him 10 days and 59 minutes to recover from his embarrassment. Auto correct ruins lives.

I find myself liking this version better than Maroon 5's. But maybe that's just because I feel for his First World struggles.

That awkward moment when you're defecating and everything gets tangled.

Man, it's so stressful trying to maintain my attitude of ironic detachment.