auto correct

He better get that checked.

This just warms the cockles of my heart. And arouses it at a very reasonable rate.

Discrimination is everywhere.

Not even the gentle, soothing humor of an autocowreck can mend the hole where his heart used to be.

From the submitter:

My friend came down with a nasty virus, "Bad Cyrus."

Your friend should stay home, spreading a Cyrus is no cause for lol.

Bonus points if you can do it while playing a song with your elbows or something. Chopsticks = 5 points; Fur Elise = 100 points; any arrangement of Al Green = 5,000 points.