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This is what duckface does to people.

I really wish they'd aired a Nicki Minaj iPhone ad, if not to just to see how Siri would handle the addled gibberish that comes out of her mouth.

Talk to your service provider today to see how you can protect your child from this awful epidemic.

DIY ringtones are totally in right now. GRAB ONE AND BE ONE OF THE COOL KIDS.

The struggle continues.

Just months after someone made a trailer for an imagined Siri horror movie, another pair of filmmakers actually made a short film featuring the chilling voice of everyone's favorite iPhone personal assistant.

Several months ago, a violinist in Slovakia was rudely interrupted by someone's ringtone. This is how he reacted. I won't say how - you'll have to watch the video - but I'll give you a hint in secret coded idiot-speak: liek a bau5.

BRB, going out to buy a trumpet to replace my broken iHome.

It figures that a Nokia phone would be impervious to nails.

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This is actually one phone photoshopped and video-edited to look like several phones, but the effect is still pretty cool.

(at least one of you won't bother to read this and will call it out for being shopped in the comments anyway).

Also it's Mark Foster's birthday today (leap year baby!) so there's that.