I hope we've all learned a valuable lesson here: Stand still when you're texting so that the bear can come to you.

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Part of Apple's NEW Indoctrinate 'Em While They're Young™ campaign.

I find myself liking this version better than Maroon 5's. But maybe that's just because I feel for his First World struggles.

The video may not be made by John Mayer, but it certainly is good enough.

Because what the world needs is more sepia tones!

Several months ago, a violinist in Slovakia was rudely interrupted by someone's ringtone. This is how he reacted. I won't say how - you'll have to watch the video - but I'll give you a hint in secret coded idiot-speak: liek a bau5.

The proud tradition of trying to find interesting ways to destroy your iPhone continues, this time with lasers!

Video contains naughty language.

Tumblr user jmonster66 was trying out his 4S and Siri became a little impatient. I would too, if everyone was asking me about the weather every five seconds.

The user didn't say it was a hack, but he also didn't say it wasn't a hack, so you'll just have to enjoy this without context.

It figures that a Nokia phone would be impervious to nails.

Slapshots are the #2 cause of iPhone damage in Canada. The #1 cause is beavers.

3 is maple syrup spills.

Etsy seller Will Rockwell made this "audio amplifier" from a trumpet. There's no electronics or circuitry - the acoustics of the victrola amplifies the iPhone's music on its own.