Artist Luciano Foglia created a minimalist, interactive app featuring geometric sexy organs doing geometric sexy things to each other. It doesn't do much to arouse anyone but the most devoted Minecraft player, but it was still rejected from Apple's App Store for "excessively objectionable or crude content." Prudes.
Tourists in Gothenburg pay good money for sightseeing tour when they could just use this handy app, and travel around like a native! See more awesome tips and trips on Destination WIN!
Apple's newest iPhone 4S commercial milks the holiday spirit by having Santa use Siri as his personal spirit, asking it to check his naughty or nice list and for directions to the next house (apparently he skips over all of southeastern Washington and northeastern Oregon - naughty Northwesterners!)
This isn't the first time that Apple has tapped into seasonal feels for its holiday advertising. Last year's iPhone 4 ad also featured Santa (or someone dressed as him) while highlighting its FaceTime feature.
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But where's the holiday Android advertising? Come on, Google, you're falling behind!
Video contains naughty language.
Tumblr user jmonster66 was trying out his 4S and Siri became a little impatient. I would too, if everyone was asking me about the weather every five seconds.
The user didn't say it was a hack, but he also didn't say it wasn't a hack, so you'll just have to enjoy this without context.
Whether you want to ease the pain of heartbreak with the bittersweet melody of "She's Gone" or celebrate a blossoming romance to the euphoric beat of "You Make My Dreams," the Callin' Oates hotline will be there for you. Just dial (719)26-OATES and open a direct line to your heart.
This is actually one phone photoshopped and video-edited to look like several phones, but the effect is still pretty cool.
(at least one of you won't bother to read this and will call it out for being shopped in the comments anyway).
Also it's Mark Foster's birthday today (leap year baby!) so there's that.
Drafting the perfect text message is a learned art form. Just remember, the more you write, the more likely you are to literally set the other person's phone on fire.
Part of Apple's NEW Indoctrinate 'Em While They're Young™ campaign.
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Of course, if the message had said "You can GO with..." we'd be posting this video instead: [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQ7z57qrZU8&w=500]
I guess we have no choice but to post both. Damn.
I hope we've all learned a valuable lesson here: Stand still when you're texting so that the bear can come to you.
The last episode of everyone's favorite sitcom geekfest, the Big Bang Theory, had Raj fall in love with the only woman who'd give him the time of day: Siri. Hilarity and awkward dinner parties ensue.
Careful, though: Siri has a history of getting TOO committed to a relationship.
BRB, going out to buy a trumpet to replace my broken iHome.
Remember the last video spoofing Siri by using Hal from "2001: A Space Odyssey?" This one uses GLaDOS from "Portal."
If there's anything we've learned from science fiction, it's that robots are dicks.
