vodka

Ready for any date, night of debauchery, or anything at all really. Because it never hurts to be prebeared prepared.

Phase 1 - Wake up in horrible, soul-crushing suffering.

FIRST GIF

Phase 2 - Try and force the pain (and the rest of the alcohol) out of you through sheer force of will.

SECOND GIF

Phase 3 - Take deep breaths, tell yourself that this too shall pass.

THIRD GIF

Phase 4 - Realize that Phases 2 and 3 were useless, thrash around in suffering and regret your life choices, swear to do better to yourself next time.

FOURTH GIF

Phase 5 - Eventually feel better, go out and do make the exact same mistakes again.

Tell us in the comments! Let's see where A12 users' priorities are.

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