vodka

I call this move the "I've had nine shots of vodka."

Yet, strangely enough, the same brand of vodka continues to enjoy widespread sales in Utah.

"So meet my new date, Ms. Goose. Deal with it."

I feel ya, comrade. If you can scrounge up a bottle of Everclear somewhere, you might be able to get a bit tipsy, if that helps.

Dennis Rodman The Original BadBoy Premium Vodka is a Four times distilled, All American Made Premium Vodka, with the added touch of an aphrodisiac to really get the party started!

Yeah, that doesn't sound creepy at all.

And raise you Galaxy Goose!