This is bad even by DIY standards. Even a tattoo done while actually engaging in 69 shouldn't be this ugly.

Have you ever considered cowgirling down? Just a thought.

Wow. That is love. And also stupid. Mostly stupid.

I'm on a diet. Do you have any carrots on the other cheek?

You know, Puerto Rirco. It's that country right next to the Dominican Republirc.

Hardcore. Err . . . I mean hardbound.