Hmm. These flowers smell strangely like illiteracy.
I would like to go to a taco party. But I would actually settle for a nacho party. Or even an eating-a-hunk-of-pepper-jack-while-standing-in-front-of-the-open-refrigerator-party.
This is bad even by DIY standards. Even a tattoo done while actually engaging in 69 shouldn't be this ugly.
Have you ever considered cowgirling down? Just a thought.
Wow. That is love. And also stupid. Mostly stupid.
I'm on a diet. Do you have any carrots on the other cheek?
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