Bacon Is Meat Candy

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Bacon Is Meat Candy
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This is exactly what I tell myself when I'm eating my twelfth slice of bacon before 10 a.m. That, and burritos are tube salad.

You Spelled "Homely Girl" Wrong

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You Spelled "Homely Girl" Wrong
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This may look a bit sketchy, but remember, it's en process. By the time its done, it's probably going to look TERRIBLE.

Mountain Dumbass

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Mountain Dumbass
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I'll just have water, thanks.

Knee There Dough Eye

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Knee There Dough Eye
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Submitted by: Theguyisenglishsoitshouldbedoughnutanyway...
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That rebus kind of peters out and the end, huh? You really couldn't get an awl? Or the Allman Brothers? Or your Allstate Insurance representative? I guess that really wouldn't make sense, since your Allstate Insurance representative is named Stuart.