"Whole Bunches of Oats" sounds like something my dad would have bought at the dollar store when I asked him for Honey Bunches of Oats. I guess some people enjoyed those more than I did. I'll bet this lady never tried Pr'vate First Class Crunch. It is NOT a tattoo-worthy experience, I'll tell you that much.

It took me a minute to see that little e trying to exit stage left (he's got the right idea), before which I thought this said "God Is My Judy." I mean, she wouldn't be the first person to think that.

I mean, you WANTED the Faces of Meth version of this portrait, right? Right?

Stupiid.

Well that's weird. Have you tried toilet paper? Because it works WAY better.