Not only does it stop the incessant dripping, it also makes making toast an excitingly dangerous adventure.
Until 2 days ago, there was a whole battalion to help move this. AMERICA, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE???
Okay you guys, I got this. We buy a bunch of mattresses. Yeah, mattresses. We texturize and paint them, then sell them to 2nd-rate New Jersey contractors. For literally hundreds of dollars. What could go wrong?