Professional At Work

Subway Fail
By Unknown
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"Just grab the ladder." "No." "Come on, it's literally right there. Like, seriously. I can almost reach it" "No dude, I heard about this new thing called workers' comp. I haven't checked, but I'm sure we'll be eligible. Don't you want free money?"

~NSHA

Soap dispenser
By Golem3
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Giants need clean hands too. They're just not very efficient.

~NSHA

By geha714
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Every time I pull on this tape another oxygen mask drops down. What a fun game! ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Stairway to Hell!
By codymc
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Actually, I'll use this as a good excuse to just head home. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Ain't noone gonna take the tank now.
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But that feeling of panic when it starts to overflow will still ruin your day. ~Not-So-Handy Andy