Stay Where I Can See You

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locked up,school bus,security
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Be careful, there are schoolchildren about.

~NSHA

I Guess I Just Have To Steal Both!

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And look at that, a wallet hiding underneath! ~Not-So-Handy Andy

He's Trying To Escape!

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cars,dual use,locked up,security,tape
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Add more locks and crappy tape over your tail lights and he may stay in there.

~NSHA

You Can Still Ply It Open

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I'm sorry, we have to perform surgery to separate the twins. Only one of you will survive. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

One Way To Ensure It'll Never Get Stolen

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Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure your evidence bag should be locked up as well. At the very least, protect your 32oz soda! ~Not-So-Handy Andy

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