This One's Not Going To Walk Away

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This One's Not Going To Walk Away
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When it gets stolen, look for the angry and shoeless man wandering about in confusion.

~NSHA

Someday, Lock and Antenna Will Be Together

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Someday, Lock and Antenna Will Be Together
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I think the biggest kludge is the steering wheel on the other side. How does that happen???

~NSHA

I Would Have Road Rage Too

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I Would Have Road Rage Too
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Especially if I just reversed into another car, and couldn't find the key to the trunk. Which is where I keep my proof of insurance. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

One Way To Ensure It'll Never Get Stolen

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One Way To Ensure It'll Never Get Stolen
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure your evidence bag should be locked up as well. At the very least, protect your 32oz soda! ~Not-So-Handy Andy

He's Trying To Escape!

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He's Trying To Escape!
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Add more locks and crappy tape over your tail lights and he may stay in there.

~NSHA