"Dude, check this s* out!" "Hang on, let me get the magnifying glass."

Ice. Cheaper than a fan. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Too bad her half doesn't have a hard drive!

From the submitter:

I don't know what the hell I'm going to do when spring hits.

Because one morning you'll wake up and realize this is the most effective way to get rid of your Nickelback discography.

~NSHA