Having a cool computer was never this ergonomically friendly!
Just kidding, I got carpal tunnel syndrome just from looking at this.
Computer battery broken? No problem! Just weld on a 12V boat battery. 70 pounds is a bit much for a "portable computer," but it's better than no computer at all!
With those speakers it probably sounds better when the sink is on. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
I like to call this "ramen noodle chic."
My old laptop finally snapped; it had to be strung up or it would flip its lid.