What's The Weird Round Thing He's Cutting With?

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What's The Weird Round Thing He's Cutting With?
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While this looks cool, there's no way it would work without getting sauce all over your hands or constantly awkwardly readjusting it every 2 seconds.

~Not-So-Handy Cynical Andy

Breakfast of Champions

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Breakfast of Champions
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By breakfast I mean a 2:30am light meal. And by champions I mean someone who has been up for 44 straight hours and it currently on a controlled substance.

~NSHA

Those Second Trimester Cravings Are Hard To Contain

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Those Second Trimester Cravings Are Hard To Contain
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After not being able to twist it open, he offered to run it under hot water. She had a different plan in mind.

~Not-So-Handy Andy

Portable Hot Dog Zapper

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Portable Hot Dog Zapper
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If the taste isn't to your liking, a lick of the fork will drastically alter your taste buds.

~NSHA