Flood Defense Goulash

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cooking,food,holding it up
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I'd rather go into a state of emergency than a state of minor hunger.

~NSHA

Put a Tap on It!

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beer,food,Hall of Fame,keg,portlandia,tap
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Putting a bird on it is so January. Want whatever juices are inside? Just add a tap and screw!

~NSHA

If People in Corporate Were Capable of Fixing Anything

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can,food,g rated,junk food,pringles,there I fixed it,twisting
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Since Pringles' R&D is obviously well behind, someone could maybe try taking a crack at it themselves using a (well-cleaned) deodorant bottle and a stack of very specifically shaped potato chips.

~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack