No Wonder My Pizza Always Turned Out Wrong

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cooking,food,kitchen kludge,wtf
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I should have given the dough to the guy with the... meat grinder? clay flattener? at the laundromat!

~NSHA

Breakfast of Champions

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cooking kludge,food,gross,hot dog
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By breakfast I mean a 2:30am light meal. And by champions I mean someone who has been up for 44 straight hours and it currently on a controlled substance.

~NSHA

Never Get Between a Man and his Ramen

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cooking kludge,food,stove
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From the submitter:

We went to a beach house, but we found that there was no oven. So we made one ourselves. The coke can is filled with water on the bottom and alcohool on the top. And so, we could cook noodles!

Flood Defense Goulash

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cooking,food,holding it up
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I'd rather go into a state of emergency than a state of minor hunger.

~NSHA