I knew that $9.99 A/C unit on eBay was too good to be true.
Going broke to buy a ultra-high-end gaming PC and not having any money left to cool it properly? Worth it.
Not seen: a group of 12 men blowing their darnedest into the duct.
Because there were no decent laptop coolers on sale at Black Friday.
Alas the family arrived home too late, with the bubbling plastic mass the only reminder of the box fan's short life.