If this was my neighbor, I would sign him up for enough junkmail to fill every drawer in that bin. That would make him feel good, right?

~NSHA

Ghetto as hell? Yes. Making it 70 miles to get home. Priceless.

It's cool enough that it won't catch fire, right? ~Not-So-Handy Andy

If you have a little lack of hair at the back of your head, try applying a patch of duct tape. I promise people will stop staring at your bald spot.

~NSHA