If this was my neighbor, I would sign him up for enough junkmail to fill every drawer in that bin. That would make him feel good, right?
Ghetto as hell? Yes. Making it 70 miles to get home. Priceless.
It's cool enough that it won't catch fire, right? ~Not-So-Handy Andy
If you have a little lack of hair at the back of your head, try applying a patch of duct tape. I promise people will stop staring at your bald spot.