We store the drippings... for science.
You're never out of giftwrap when you have scrap lumber, drywall screws, and duct tape.
The duct tape is actually covering the most badass part of this body kludge. They used a soldering gun to close the wound.
(No they didn't)
~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack
User bvolvo19 spotted this in a hospital parking lot and hopes it's not the doctor's car.
Submitter Chris Lai says that the chair in the guard shack kept lowering itself, so he found duct tape and a NERF gun in his car. Problem solved.