"I'm sorry sir, we're all sold out of segway trailers for Rolls Royces."

"But how am I supposed to get down the dock to my water jetpack?"

I thought Yellow 5 made things shrink, not grow?

~NSHA

I think you can go frugaler. Make it 1-ply, cut it into thirds. Should last a month.

~NSHA

Now that you've saved some money, you can co out and buy yourself a decent beer.

That awkward moment when his wife walks in and the cow leg is stuck halfway in the grinder.

~NSHA