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Guy Working at Cinema Finds Cucumber While Cleaning Up After 'Fifty Shades Darker' Screening, and People Are Very Concerned For His Health

Is this just fifty shades of a distasteful PR stunt that employed a homeless cucumber to prey upon our darker thoughts, or what? Did you smell it, bro? Did you? Either way can this please not be what we all think it is? I really hope so for the sake of our foolish cinema worker that in his haste to claim that fleeting Twitter fame, handled the fishy cucumber without gloves on! Let's just hope his failure to layer up first doesn't breed any consequences. As you can see, folks on Twitter were rationally concerned for his health..

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WTF: Some Strange Individual Has Been Posting a Woody Figurine in Lewd Positions and That's Enough Internet for the Day

Yeah, I really don't know on this one. I think my only possible recourse after seeing this is to set my computer on fire and go contemplate my life, so naturally I have to share it with all of you. It's my duty after all. Enjoy the destruction of your childhood. 


This one is mildly NSFW



Honestly, idk why you'd even want to look at these...




​Ok you're sure?....


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36 Cringe-Inducing Photos To Keep You Entertained This Saturday

I mean, damn. That was literally painful man. Where did it all go wrong for these walking, breathing, cringe-coated disasterpieces? Did someone in their lives fail them, or are we just looking at the lovechildren of insanity meets profound stupidity? Who knows, who knows. Either way, if you're having a slow moving Saturday, maybe feeling slightly hungover, you can rest assured these people are feeling worse than you -- Or they're entirely oblivious to their own ridiculousness. 

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Via: CLC
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Behold, the face of a man who has been solidly stonewalled by a hell of an irritable 'troll' prank. She certainly didn't fail to get a rise out of him, if that's what she was going for. Who knows. The minimal brain activity present here is inescapable. Here's a swell idea: don't 'permanently stigmatize' yourself for the sake of a shit-coated prank. 

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Guy On Flight Caught Writing Dark and Twisted, Incestuous Porn Novel In Plain View of Fellow Passengers

Disclaimer: Make sure you've fully digested your meal before even considering prying open the lid on this grotesque little pandora's box. The dude photographed penning this disturbed literary shit stain at the very least has a serious set of stones (or is completely out of touch with reality) for proceeding to write this on a damn plane. If the goal was to 'fly under the radar' you failed and then some, man. 

Hell, maybe he was hustling trying to make deadline. I couldn't care less. No matter how you frame it, this one's been seven kinds of messed up since he sat down to write the sick puppy in the first place. The best ending possible to that story lies somewhere at the bottom of the Pacific. 

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Chick's Story About Her Friend's Tinder Encounter Ends With a Bone-Chilling Climax

Hold onto your seats, folks, because this is easily one of the more twisted tales of immoral depravity I've encountered in a long while. That or we're dealing with a storyteller who has a dark imagination on par with the horror-inclined Stephen Kinglike brains of the world. 

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