Garfield Isn't a Fan of Foreplay

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wtf,garfield,foreplay,sexy times,dating
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I don't see "sex" on that wheel of his.

The Saddest Refund

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can't handle them condoms need a refund
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Returning condoms shows a certain level of disappointment and finality, don't you think? This guy could have easily saved them for another day, but instead those unused wang wrappers were just a constant reminder of his sexual failures. 
The condoms are so depressing he can't even have them in the house. 

You Threw Up on My Lady Parts and I Miss You

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why is this a missed connection?
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Missed connections are always weird, but this is in the top tier of odd. And what's with the sister wanting to see him?
Is the sister angry?
I'd be angry. 
But, call me old fashioned, I don't want my v@gina vomited upon.