Seriously... What the f**k is going on here?

Being in the service industry is like being a fly on the wall, in that when people aren't screaming at you they're busy pretending you don't exist. 

This can leave lots of opportunity for you to hear things you'd rather not hear. 

To work that graveyard shift is to expose yourself to all manners of unadulterated insanity. 

Glorious sights that you'll only see in the most bizarre store on earth.