WAKE UP SHEEPLE! GEEZ! Alright...

Not sure if drunk guy or clever marketing ploy to appeal to millennials...

Who kkmew theis was ghiong tob e a baweball ghamle. #lowsscorinh 5_0

— JCPenney (@jcpenney) February 2, 2014

Maybe these mittens are the culprit!

We're ready for the big game no matter the temp. Staying warm thanks to #TeamUSA mittens! http://t.co/xzB8FLljox pic.twitter.com/pqocEbkC9K

— JCPenney (@jcpenney) February 2, 2014

More than 6000 liters of whisky was let loose into Scotland's River Ayr. Apparently, a road tanker carrying 27, 500 liters of the spirit was ordered via computer to pump into the wrong vat, resulting in an overspill into the roadway by the river.

The unidentified woman, who has owned the cat, named Bull, for seven years, said he was exhibiting "unnatural sexual behavior" by making passes at other male cats and noted that there were female cats in the home he could have pursued.

"By this, the cat has made a record as the first cat to be so publicly declared gay and disowned by its owner," writer Donatus Nadi notes in the article. As for the cat's disgruntled owner, she would only add, "Anybody interested in this gay cat can have it because I have no further use of it."

Pr0n star Christy Mack, is offering "mouth pleasures" for the person who builds her the best LEGO sculpture to adorn her home. No joke. The contest ends on March 1st

The response of a stupid politician. Goodbye career.