Could I Have Some "Cruelty Free" Wacky Dust Please?

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Could I Have Some "Cruelty Free" Wacky Dust Please?
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Online drug vendors typically employ a range of corporate retailing techniques. This includes providing mission statements, "oaths to customers" and detailed "terms and conditions" advising international shipping times and purchasing procedures. In a further stark contrast to the conventional drug trade, many even offer full or partial refunds for drugs that are found to be sub-standard or are intercepted by customs...

At the more extreme end of socially progressive marketing strategies used by online dealers are those that involve the promotion of drugs on the basis of supposedly "ethical", "fair trade", "organic" or "conflict-free" sources of supply:
"We are a team of libertarian c0caine dealers. We never buy coke from cartels! We never buy coke from police! We help farmers from Peru, Bolivia and some chemistry students in Brazil, Paraguay and Argentina. We do fair trade!"

Watch Out Ladies, Burger King Is on the Prowl!

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Watch Out Ladies, Burger King Is on the Prowl!
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Apparently Burger King wanted to make things a little more private...


Sadly, the feeling wasn't mutual.


Looks like BK is a king without a queen.


Teacher Shows Up Drunk

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Teacher Shows Up Drunk
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Police arrested a woman they said was intoxicated and not wearing any pants at an Oklahoma high school Monday.

The woman, Lorie Hill, was a newly hired teacher for Wagoner Public Schools. She was found by two other teachers in a Wagoner High School classroom on the first day back at school for teachers.

Police said Hill admitted she had been drinking, police said they found an empty cup in her car.