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Today during his confirmation hearing for his appointment to Secretary of Housing and Urban Development retired neurosurgeon. Dr. Ben Carson, had an extremely unfortunate slip up.

While he was trying to dodge questions from Sen. Elizabeth Warren he had an very unfortunate choice of words.

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Via: The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
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"At the risk of being a wet blanket, Stephen refuses to engage in any kind of yellow journalism, despite the torrent of PEOTUS stories flooding the country."

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Via: Imgur
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Lots of people are very happy to see the repeal of Obamacare because they're insured by something called the "Affordable Care Act." ACA after all is a program that allows you to buy health insurance for lower prices, which is better than no health insurance at all. Obamacare has death panels or something. 

What's that? Obamacare is just a nickname for the Afforadable Care Act? I just voted to remove my own health insurance...

But that means...

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Via: Critical Theory
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All the fun of lighting a bag of dog crap on someone’s front porch without the hassle of running away.

A new service from the high schoolers behind the vulva-shaped lollipops for Trump, Poop for Politicians is exactly what it sounds like. For the low, low price of $9.99 this bi-partisan poop delivery service will mail a package of feces to the politician of your choosing. Same day delivery! Wow!

Speaking to The Daily Dot, Jules and Gabe, the Poop for Politicians founders, explained, “All we're doing is capitalizing on the way people would like to convey a message to the people who play a direct role in their lives, and giving them a medium to do it.”

But isn’t this bad for the environment, you might ask. Well, this service uses 100% organic horse manure from a local farm. So it’s sustainable and eco-friendly. Plus, you can send a big package of shit to Paul Ryan! Whoa! Where do I sign up?

Just go to www.poopforpoliticans.com and send some poop to Washington today!

 

 

 

Via: U.S. Embassy Tokyo
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Caroline Kennedy is nearing the end of her tenure as US Ambassador to Japan; and she's definitely embracing the stranger side of governmental affairs over there...

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