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Alabama Governor Facing Impeachment After His Wife Discovers Super Cringe Sexts He Sent to His Colleague

Alabama Governor, Robert Bentley is getting his ass whooped by Monday and life and karma right now. He's facing impeachment/is expected to tender his resignation Wednesday after alleged sexts between him and former staffer were leaked by his wife. The report released last Friday also revealed Bentley would use his bodyguards to scare anyone who posed a threat to exposing his affair, into silence. What a damn misguided, immoral and unfaithful douchecanoe. Sounds like he got what was coming to him. Brace yourself for these 'sexts' too...it's almost like Bentley's trying to overcome the terrible nature of the affair itself, by supercharging everything with cringeworthy 'romantic' sentiments that might as well have strolled off a Nicolas Sparks book. 

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Talk about a strong shot of nostalgic good feels. You just had to know these two sitting down to catch up, rehash on times of old, etc, was going to immediately equate to good times. 

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Naturally, by 'hottest' I meant comically absurd, hilarious, an unfortunate reflection of the times we live in. But I mean, hey, heal pain through laughter or something like that, right? Stephen Colbert would seem hellbent at keeping up with that memo. 

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Maybe this is the real reason Donald Trump didn't want to throw the first pitch for an MLB game: he just has a deep, burning, maddening desire to let loose an impassioned 'Take Me Out to the Ball Game.' 

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British Politician's Getting Hilariously Trolled After Failing to Grasp What Hashtag Is On Live TV

Home Secretary Amber Rudd brought on a glorious and unforgiving wave of hilarious trolling after she was quoted on Live TV in her interview saying, "the best people who understand the technology, who understand the necessary hashtags to stop this stuff ever being put up, not just taken down, but ever being put up in the first place are going to be them." Aheeeem. What now? This is the kind of fail-technology moment equivalent to that one time someone implied the internet operates off tubes and shit...

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