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Via: Abraham
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If you're like me, there's nothing you like in the world more than someone shouting "shame" at a politician. Man, it's great. When you watch these guys who continuously lie and take adavantage of the peopl their supposed to be representing, just getting destroyed by their bosses. 

Well, thankfully, the Washington Post, who recently changed their Masthead to read "Democracy Dies in Darkness," has released a new way of watching my favorite thing. 

The Yell-O-Matic let's you pick a politican, and then you can watch a bunch of constituents yelling at them. It's great. Here are some good ones:

Mitch McConnell



McConnell (Bonus)


Rep. Dave Brat






Sen. Ted Cruz 





Rep. Nancy Pelosi





Trump's bonkers, coo coo, bananas press conference was a lot of things. Weird? Yes. Scary? Yes. Disorganized? Oh, yeah.

One thing it was not, however, was a finely-tuned machine. In fact, now that you mention it, none of the last month has really looked like a fine-tuned machine. It's most like a hastily-assembled Ikea cabinet.

Nevertheless, the reality-TV gameshow host who is still living in that reality-TV gameshow in his mind referred to his quickly-careening-off-a-cliff administration to a "finely-tuned machine," so everyone on Twitter theorized what that machine might look like. Check it out:

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Seth Rogen and his sweet milky bong of justice and "uh-huhhhhhh" laughs all add up to be the hero we never expected, but the one we need in these trying times under the tangerine-coated, Cheeto puff-dusted overlord that only today told us drugs cost as much as candy bars, amidst a full-fledged mental breakdown. Upon realizing that Donald Trump's son follows him on Twitter, Seth proceeded to make the only natural move any one would given the opportunity; and tried to slide into DJ Trump Jr's DMs, for the sake of humanity itself. Will his heroic efforts work, or fade into helpless oblivion? I guess time will tell.

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The hashtag #TrumpImpeachmentParty made its debut on Twitter on Tuesday, and since then it's gathering a lot of steam. Someone could easily, rationally propose that the tangerine-coated, cheeto puff-dusted DJ Trump should've gone back and cleaned up house on any tweets that could serve to diminish his standings in the long run; but hey, it's just more fuel for the fire, and only plays into his impeccable Twitter game. 

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Via: The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
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What I'm seeing here is a strong, glaring symptom of Alec Baldwin's growing inability to break character: you can only play the cheeto puff-dusted, tangerine-coated, red-faced-angry-hockey-dad, golden-haired swine so many times before you lose yourself in the infinite abyss of the very man's tweet-riddled mind.

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