Make sure you get the proper lightbulb-changing paperwork approved by HR though.

If sunshine and butterflies are your thing, you should see the accounting office!

Getting a job: one percent skill and experience, 10 percent luck, and 89 percent your resume happening to be in the path of the dart that the hiring manager throws at the Wall of Applicants.

"Sir, HR's got us pinned down, and Accounting is launching an attack on our flank! What should we do?"

"Frag the bastards!"

She probably has to squint to read the figure on his paycheck.

Zing!