Yeah, don't try these at home.

And apparently she walks through pigeon-filled courtyards to mess with 'em. Damn!

The fashionista entrepreneurs really outdid themselves with this line of clothing. Did some disheveled penny-pinching, derelicte bum stumble into the conference room halfway through an utterly stunted, blank-faced brainstorming session or what? Then again, Nordstrom is not one to disappoint us back here at Fail Blog when it comes to, well, Fail-worthy clothing. Remember those 'mom jeans' or that expensive stone? Yep. Ever entertaining. 

You could say, these undies don't 'suck'. Kirby's definitely rocking a new, slightly more NSFW look than what we're used to.