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Facebook is a magnet to the entirely unaware, batshit, seven kinds of crazy, narcissistic fiends of the online universe. These people in particular would seem to be out of their goddamn minds. 

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Was it worth it, bro? Maybe he was trying to spice things up a little bit for himself, and the routine mundanity of his career. No offense to any of my plumber brohemes out there. Either way there's no denying he flushed basic moral principles down the toilet, for the purpose of clogging his buddies' news feeds with some strong and rancid lewdness.

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A good parody blends the truth with the funny in a way that makes you think, "hey, is this thing real?" Trust me, that's what people in 1984 thought when they heard "Weird Al" Yankovic's "Eat It" for the first time. 

This parody of a Mark Zuckerberg post, in which the billionaire-founder of Facebook claims to be reconnecting with everyday Americans has people scratching their chin. 

Here's the original, which seems like a parody of the very idea of "sincerity" to begin with:

 

Then hilarious Twitter user @pixelatedboat gave it a rewrite: 

And for some reason, people thought that Mark Zuckerberg actually made a man eat his own newspaper sports section:

Mr. Pierre, with all due respect, come on!

This guy, who is also the editor-in-chief of "the best source of new on the Kansas City Royals," threatened to not buy a Facebook account or something:

Everyone needs to get out of the house more. 



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Via: Hot Dad
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Far down the road and deep into the future when we've been conquered by aliens, please oh please, let them find this unsettling nod to the social media-crazed society we created for ourselves.

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Via: Dodge City Sheriff's Department
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Does the five-second rule apply to tasting the rainbow?

Hard to say, but the Dodge County Sheriff’s Office are trying to find out, and being really funny about it. They are investigating a glowing red road, which, upon closer inspection, turned out to be covered in skittles. Was this a prank by one of those sprites that leave candy-related whimsy around the midwest?

No, as it turns out, someone was transporting a crap-load of loose skittles to be fed to cows. Apparently, it’s an old practice to fill cow-feed with candy to keep prices low. Lucky cows. Getting to eat candy for dinner before slaughter and consumption. I wish I could eat candy for dinner!

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Via: SlimJones123
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Sometimes a gif comes along and changes the way you see the world. It’s the kind of gif that makes you realize that good things still happen, and that no matter how dark the night becomes, the dawn will shine all the brighter.

This is that gif.

This is a gif of two kids getting totally wrecked by one, giant red-rubber ball, and it’s glorious.

Feel free to use this next time you see someone get destroyed online — maybe if you witness a two-tiered roasting supreme.

RSVP stands for Roast Savagely the Vice President/

Mike Pence, the vice-president elect who once caused a HIV outbreak in his home-state of Indiana, was nice enough to invite you — yes, you — to President-elect Trump’s Inaugural Welcome Concert and Swearing-In Ceremony. He even sweetened the deal with a commemorative ticket, so you can join the one other person who agreed to go to this thing. And how did the internet thank him? Lots and lots of roasts.

Who do they think they are? The cast of Hamilton?

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