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Low and behold, apparently we're all living in the middle of a Hunger Games movie; and I'm not okay with it. At this point, kind of assuming Donald Trump knew the hilarious, trollworthy, cringe-inducing roast direction the internet was going to take this moment. At least the results are anything but disappointing. 

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We're not totally sure why this is happening or what the intention is here, but we're pretty sure these are the 'Russian Ties' we keep hearing about.

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Via: The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
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Maybe this is the real reason Donald Trump didn't want to throw the first pitch for an MLB game: he just has a deep, burning, maddening desire to let loose an impassioned 'Take Me Out to the Ball Game.' 

Yeah, Yeah. We know. "pls no political rhetoric Fail Blog". I don't care where you stand on this one, this shit's funny. 

Well, it turns out some insane things that come out of Trump's mouth are often entirely indistinguishable from lines that would be written for Zapp Brannigan on Futurama. Some goes for the other way around. 

The pictures below are either Trump quotes over a picture of Zapp, or Zapp quotes over a picture of Trump. 

Bonus points for reading in Zapp's voice.

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