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Yeah, Yeah. We know. "pls no political rhetoric Fail Blog". I don't care where you stand on this one, this shit's funny. 

Well, it turns out some insane things that come out of Trump's mouth are often entirely indistinguishable from lines that would be written for Zapp Brannigan on Futurama. Some goes for the other way around. 

The pictures below are either Trump quotes over a picture of Zapp, or Zapp quotes over a picture of Trump. 

Bonus points for reading in Zapp's voice.

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I'm not crazy about conspiracy theories, but this one is starting to make a lot of sense. 

Sure, at the time it aired, Arrested Development seemed more like a satire for the Bush-era, specifically its commentary on the Iraq War. But looking at the show today, we're seeing some new wrinkles. 

One Twitter user, @ddiamond, took things a step further, and it's all clicking together. 

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The dictionary has been doing great work these last few months. Not only have they reminded us that things like "alternative facts" are just lies, but also corrected Trump's poor grammar in real time.

Now, as we got ready to find out whether we'd still have health insurance next year, the dictionary threw some major shade:


Are we waking up from the nightmare or just returning to it? Hard to say. But at least Merriam-Webster is there with us. 

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The company owned by Ivanka Trump's in-laws, the Kushner family definitely managed to ignite a hilarious wave of meme-inspired, dildoesque ridiculousness. Did they know the internet has no shame when it comes to drawing sexualized comparisons? They had to have. I refuse to believe anything else. That building is a steel-framed, thunderous erectile implant, and if the Kushners go through with creating it; all the power to 'em. 

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If you're unfamiliar with Sebastian Lukács v. Gorka, you're really missing out. One of Trump's highest-level counter terrorism "experts," Gorka hit it big over the last last few weeks, after Gorka called a critic on the phone because the critic was mean to him on Twitter (you can listen to that call here), it was discovered that he swore allegiance to a neo-Nazi group, and had a blistering profile Full Frontal with Samantha Bee.


Now, after his appearance on Sean Hannity, Twitter is showing this Nazi what's up. Yeah, he's a Nazi who works for the president. 

Classic Gorka, using a nation's tragedy to justify his bigotry. Twitter, you're up to bat.

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Who's a big boy? 

That reality-TV gameshow host who somehow became president finally had his big boy dreams come true yesterday. After meeting with a group of trucking CEOs, the Donald got behind the wheel of a semi, pretended to drive for the first time in decades, and even got to honk the horn like a big boy! 

He sure does! 

Obvious people loved this because, wow, does he look ridiculous. Check them out and try not to think about the fact that while this was happening, the GOP was figuring out a plan to kick 20 million people off insurance. 

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Via: Late Night with Seth Meyers
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So it's been another insane week in Trump's America. And as he juggles both the collapsing GOP Obamacare replacement and a massive Russia scandal, we're left trying to figure out what the hell is going on. 

It's such a relief that Seth Meyers is able to sum these things up in about 10 minutes because who knew healthcare could be this complicated? Check out his latest "A Closer Look" segment, which basically tracks how Trump went from talking about healthcare to honking a truck horn like a big boy.

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