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The headline alone was wrapped up in all manners of ridiculousness. These never fail to keep us vaguely entertained, and entirely uncomfortable. Real question is, how many (if not all of these) are scripted?

Just the kind of ruthless troll-filled battle we love to see!

Props to this guy for remaining a man of his word, in what should arguably be "ESPN's Last Body" issue. God help us all. 

We don't quite understand why, but we what we do know is that it ended up being pretty damn awesome.