The top "manly" line is already pretty far down from the face. They should turn this into a turtleneck and label the top line "neckbeardly."
Midriffs aren't always the way to go.
Maybe he should include a Walkie-Talkie in that belt of his. Cue off-handed Walking Dead reference...
I wonder if he has his own bus pass or if his work provides him with one...
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