You don't want to know where the Eye of Sauron is. Or maybe you do. But that's not until the third date.

Further commentary on this shirt has been withheld for fear of getting scooped up by a Spinning Pile Driver.

Colonial Medical Assisted Devices would have you believe that their deodorizing pads will help you with your gas leaks. All we know is that it'll definitely look like you have some extra junk in your behind - if you know what we're getting at.

Alright, we'll let the typo slide for the idea of vajayjay nightmares (known by sheepish male internet trolls as "Regular Nightmares").

Or friends. But you have Blu-Ray support!

SpaceCats: The Other Other Final Frontier.