Because right here, it's definitely not style.

Oh, that dude? Nah, disco never died. He's cool.

This is really important, I hear that place is going to blow up in five minutes or something.

As if the chumps making Ugg boots needed more coke-induced fashion decisions, now you can get your fur boots in disco ball-style!

Sorry about that, I'm getting heavy "The Ring" vibes from this one. Get back to me in a week if you accidentally erased yourself from existence by seeing this. Thanks!