This Blows

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You cannot blow out a candle while brushing your teeth. You can however spit out a candle. #LFMF
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Start Me Up

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Having to use Startup Repair once is bad enough, but if you have to do it again a few days later, you need a new computer. #LFMF
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Mo Money, Mo Problems

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Always check all jeans pockets for cash, especially when you thought earlier when you put that cash in that pocket that you mustn't forget it before a wash. Make sure that this month you aren't broke either.
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This One Only Took a Single Day!

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Good idea: Going to the vote page after submitting a fail to see it. Bad idea: Not getting the catch that, whenever you post a fail, that fail and all the ones submitted three days afterward will rarely appear.
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Spoiled Rotten

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Okay, so you just found out that your new boss watches a show that you like. Don't assume that he has watched as much as you have. Giving away spoilers is one of the quickest ways to get on somebody's bad side. #LFMF
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LFMF Site Announcement

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Some sad news, FAILers. We've learned a lot from each other's irritated eyes, simple slip-ups, and embarrassingly funny errors. Unfortunately, it's going to be coming to an end on Monday, August 20. The site isn't being shut down completely. All of your helpful lessons will be in these existing posts, but we won't be any adding any new stories. We'd give you all digital hugs if our hands weren't covered in hot pepper juices. Sorry.