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The Story of a Dummy That Got a Free Ride

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The EPA Hits New Lows as Reports Surface of Employees Literally Leaving a Dump in the Hallway

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In an e-mail obtained by Government Executive, employees at the EPA were told to shape up after reported incident of feces being placed outside an office bathroom. Administrator Howard Cantor said "Management is taking this situation very seriously and will take whatever actions are necessary to identify and prosecute these individuals." Poop shenanigan-doers, beware!

This comes after numerous other EPA misconduct incidents, including one employee pretending to be a CIA agent to get unlimited vacation time and another fessing up to spending as many as 6 hours a day watching naughty internet bits. Hats off to the Environmental Protection Agency though, it takes guts to be this blatantly incompetent and wasteful.

Here's Huffington Post's piece on the poopy situation with some more detail:


A Most Literal, Perfect "Anchorman" Moment on Live TV

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She Thought the Microphones Were Off When She Made This Insult. Whoops.

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I Thought the Elderly Had Night Vision!

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The Mother of All Irony: When All the Kids of an Anti-Vaccination Parent Get Whooping Cough

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Ponder for a moment the kind of mental fortitude and character it takes for someone to say "I'm not going to beat myself up for it" in the face of all this.