Everything Went Off Without a Hitch for the Chicago Cubs at Wrigley Field, Except for All the Pee

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Things were rough at the opening game for the Chicago Cubs at Wrigley Field. The stadium began a massive renovation project, but due to inclimate weather this past winter progress has been minimal. Despite all this, the Cubs insisted their field was prepared for opening day.

Cut to this weekend, where only two of the men's rooms in the entire stadium were functional. Literally thousands of fans waited in line for as long as an hour to take a leak, leading many to pee in cups, or make liquid graffiti of their names on the wall like children. Food shortages meant that many fans were left with nothing but french fries to snack on as the game progressed. 

The Cubs ended up losing their game 3-0 against the St. Louis Cardinals

Typo of the Day: BBC News Reports on the Large ‘Hardon’ Collider

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Someone got a little too excited about the Large Hadron Collider restarting this past weekend.

“The most powerful particle accelerator in the world” is back in operation after two years of maintenance, and the BBC had a minor, yet unfortunate typo in their report on the device.

The lower third at the beginning of their segment accidentally read “Hardon” instead of “Hadron.”

A simple mistake, but of course the Internet was not going to let that one pass without having a good laugh at their expense.

And the LHC’s work is sexy enough as is without being compared to a penis.

Back in 2012, it was famously used to discover the Higgs boson particle. This time around they’ll be using the atom smasher (at double its previous energy levels) to research exotic particles, dark matter, supersymmetry, extra dimensions, antimatter and Quark–gluon plasma.

The Food Finally Fights Back When This Pig Goes Wild Outside a Burger King

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This Public Official Knows How to have Their Cake AND Eat it Too

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Weapon of Choice in This Ridiculous News Story? A Bra.

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Hard-Hitting News: What's Up With This KFC Bucket?

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The Best of News Bloopers in March!

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