pick-up lines

Ever hear this pick-up line: Don't worry I'm here; Now, what were the other two wishes you had? These one-liners are as corny as they are unoriginal, but every so often, some guy or gal comes up with something that takes you completely by surprise. Have a good one of your own?

I Truly Hope That Pick-Up Line Worked

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Seriously, Stop.

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BOOM Your Place or Mine?

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Well That Was Forward

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We Must Eat the Evidence

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Testing Out the Wing-Woman Theory

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Voldemort Knows How to Get the Ladies

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I Bet Newton Used That Line All the Time

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Hey There, Time Traveler

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Wanna Show Me Your Red Card?

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Justin Bieber Becomes a Pick-Up Artist

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People With Accents Have an Unfair Advantage

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I Bet Einstein Got a Ton of Action

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Nice to Meet You

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Love and Firefly

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Harry Potter Pick-Up Lines Feel Strange

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