By Unknown
texting
By Sally
You're welcome, young stranger! Unless this is spam in which case go die in a fire.
By Unknown
Ugh, who uses a phone to call people anymore? Talking is so lame, plus it exposes my crippling social inadequacies. Get with the times.
By Unknown
And that's how dinosaurs went extinct.
By Zakk
To be fair, having a billion dollars is the same thing as never having to do work ever, never having money problems, and never losing your significant other, if he or she is the type to dig folks who have money.
