By Unknown
You're welcome, young stranger! Unless this is spam in which case go die in a fire.
Ugh, who uses a phone to call people anymore? Talking is so lame, plus it exposes my crippling social inadequacies. Get with the times.
And that's how dinosaurs went extinct.
To be fair, having a billion dollars is the same thing as never having to do work ever, never having money problems, and never losing your significant other, if he or she is the type to dig folks who have money.