He Never Received Another Text Message Again

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He Never Received Another Text Message Again
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I heard somewhere (I forget where) that a healthy ratio of texts between any two people is 3/2. Which seems about right. If it's not working out that way, LET IT GO.

Implying He Can't Multitask

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Implying He Can't Multitask
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I'm not sure the rage face in the fourth panel means what you think it means... unless I'm reading this story in completely the wrong way.

Phones Are Wimpy Crybabies

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Phones Are Wimpy Crybabies
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Battery life: 40% reserved for powering your phone, 60% reserved for warning you when the battery is low. Not so fresh.