Apple Knows Exactly What Its Customers Want

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Apple Knows Exactly What Its Customers Want
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I also wish that Apple launched a merciless litigious assault on anyone who also tried to make a bulky iPhone that couldn't make calls.

What a Tiny Lady

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What a Tiny Lady
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She must be, like, 3 feet tall, judging by the size of that iPhone in her hand.

Also, that escalator must have been built for a dollhouse.

The New iPad: Really. Really? Really.

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Apple unveiled the New iPad (that's its name. Not the iPad 3, not even the iPad 2S, but "the New iPad"), and many have been less than impressed. This video pretty much sums up the spectrum of people's reactions.

Bigger Is Better

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Bigger Is Better
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Alt caption: buys moustache curler, uses the heat from the iPhone's energy-hemorrhaging battery to do the exact same thing.

Min-iMe

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Min-iMe
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Just wait until you get the NEW iPad: Not only will you feel smaller, you'll also feel 20 pounds lighter!