(Bro)keback Phone

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I wish I knew how to quit you, bro.

I Sense a Reluctance to Keep Copying...

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I do this to six-year-olds all the time, except instead of "I love you" I say "I'm stupid and I pee my pants!" If I'm lucky they'll look confused and not know what to say. More often, though, they just say "Ewwww you're gross!" and I'll go "Curse you, six-year-old!"

I Love You a Little Less Now

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Great. Now I have the theme song from Rocket Power stuck in my head. THANKS A LOT.

Hello Lady(ies)

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From the submitter:

This guy texted 9 girls at one time...not realizing they can all see it.

Well? Sometimes if I try really hard I can think of nine people at once. LET'S SEE WHAT HE WANTS BEFORE WE JUDGE HIM.

If at First You Don't Succeed, Try Doing the Exact Opposite

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"Oh goodness, the way he put me down like that completely lowered my self-esteem and made me 100% more likely to go out with him!" swoon

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