Not Getting the Hint

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Not Getting the Hint
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From the submitter:

We smooched twice, in July...

That must have been a whopper of a smooch. A smooch to end all smooches.

Good Morning, Desperate-and-Persistent :/

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Good Morning, Desperate-and-Persistent :/
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Gee, I wonder who those 11 messages are from.

I Left My Party in Another Pair of Pants

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I Left My Party in Another Pair of Pants
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Space pants? Really? That's the worst one-liner I've heard since "toilet store."