Careful, though! The more tricks you publish on the 'net, the more hot guys that will know about it!
Haha, just kidding. There are no hot guys on the internet.
From the submitter:
We smooched twice, in July...
That must have been a whopper of a smooch. A smooch to end all smooches.
This guy texted 9 girls at one time...not realizing they can all see it.
Well? Sometimes if I try really hard I can think of nine people at once. LET'S SEE WHAT HE WANTS BEFORE WE JUDGE HIM.
Men! Good grammar is like fresh breath and a clean shirt! Never go without it when you're impressing the ladies. Also, it can lead to some confusion...
She's playing hard to get. Really hard to get.