From the submitter:
Actual text from a man re online dating
Space pants? Really? That's the worst one-liner I've heard since "toilet store."
In this analogy, the exploding bomb is the girl replying "Ewww, gross, you're a creepy schmuck and I award you two out of ten hottie points" and ignoring me. My bomb-ravaged body represents my self-esteem.
The sender must have been talking about the 2011 TV on the Radio single "You." She's got good taste!
AND she only used one "y." I'VE NEVER FELT SO INSULTED IN MY LIFE.
Slick. He's flirting even while admitting that he's doing it. Still, what kind of emergency system takes an hour to respond?
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