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In this analogy, the exploding bomb is the girl replying "Ewww, gross, you're a creepy schmuck and I award you two out of ten hottie points" and ignoring me. My bomb-ravaged body represents my self-esteem.

emoticon,flirting,loose,strumpet,wink,winky face
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If winky faces are the trollops of smiley face land, then (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻) are the oppressed cubicle workers with short tempers.

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Men! Good grammar is like fresh breath and a clean shirt! Never go without it when you're impressing the ladies. Also, it can lead to some confusion...

autocowrecks - grammar nazi my awesome what

breasts,emergency,flirting,smiley face,testing,tits or gtfo
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Slick. He's flirting even while admitting that he's doing it. Still, what kind of emergency system takes an hour to respond?

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Of all the things to associate with your vagina, "vice" shouldn't be at the top of your list.

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