Not Getting the Hint

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Not Getting the Hint
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From the submitter:

We smooched twice, in July...

That must have been a whopper of a smooch. A smooch to end all smooches.

I Left My Party in Another Pair of Pants

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I Left My Party in Another Pair of Pants
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Space pants? Really? That's the worst one-liner I've heard since "toilet store."

Operation Hot Guy

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Operation Hot Guy
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Careful, though! The more tricks you publish on the 'net, the more hot guys that will know about it!

Haha, just kidding. There are no hot guys on the internet.

Good Morning, Desperate-and-Persistent :/

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Good Morning, Desperate-and-Persistent :/
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Gee, I wonder who those 11 messages are from.