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We smooched twice, in July...
That must have been a whopper of a smooch. A smooch to end all smooches.
Gee, I wonder who those 11 messages are from.
He should have stuck with 911. They're very friendly over there.
Space pants? Really? That's the worst one-liner I've heard since "toilet store."
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