From the submitter:
We smooched twice, in July...
That must have been a whopper of a smooch. A smooch to end all smooches.
Space pants? Really? That's the worst one-liner I've heard since "toilet store."
Careful, though! The more tricks you publish on the 'net, the more hot guys that will know about it!
Haha, just kidding. There are no hot guys on the internet.
Actual text from a man re online dating
Gee, I wonder who those 11 messages are from.
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