I Sense a Reluctance to Keep Copying...

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I Sense a Reluctance to Keep Copying...
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I do this to six-year-olds all the time, except instead of "I love you" I say "I'm stupid and I pee my pants!" If I'm lucky they'll look confused and not know what to say. More often, though, they just say "Ewwww you're gross!" and I'll go "Curse you, six-year-old!"

Texting Signals

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Texting Signals
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Everything seems to go according to plan, until you ask her out and she responds "Noo" with two o's.

Finding Love in the Tall Grass

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Finding Love in the Tall Grass
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Uh-oh! It looks like they've found more dirt on Herman Cain's sexual harassment cases.

autocowrecks - herman cain pokemon

Overprotective Boyfriend

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Overprotective Boyfriend
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From the submitter:

This was a great night, why would she give me her # if she had a bf?

Hello Lady(ies)

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Hello Lady(ies)
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From the submitter:

This guy texted 9 girls at one time...not realizing they can all see it.

Well? Sometimes if I try really hard I can think of nine people at once. LET'S SEE WHAT HE WANTS BEFORE WE JUDGE HIM.