But Look Fab While You Do It

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What If Someone Liked My Status?

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Ducking Smerglerberger Pishpash

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Yes, the iPhone will censor your naughty language. But! There are loopholes! It looks like Chris' phone didn't censor him when he used the word "f*cks." The moral: always swear in the plural. And possibly with quotation marks around your swears.

You'll still get censored if you make it onto this site, though. Sorry. Ads, lol.

A Good Day of Ice Cube Proportions

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My pager's STILL blowing up!

Troubleshooting

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Rebooting is always your first step. ALWAYS. NO EXCEPTIONS.

Some People Think That it Always Applies

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Very Popular Indeed

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