If he's going to act like a smarty-pants, he should make sure his display is right-side-up first.
The internet caught fire once the news of Instagram's sale to Facebook broke, and rightfully so. How will you sleep at night knowing that Mark Zuckerberg has access to all those pictures you took of your brunch?
When parents join Facebook, it's like getting bound and gagged with a suit and tie while your friends are all circling you in a conga line.
Oh, so you're a funny guy, huh? You're about as hilarious as the last guy.
Don't think he won't check your Facebook, either, if he already has your phone under surveillance. Now he'll read all your friends replying to that status with "CONDOLENCES BRO" and other such things.
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