Should Have Deleted Your History

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Don't think he won't check your Facebook, either, if he already has your phone under surveillance. Now he'll read all your friends replying to that status with "CONDOLENCES BRO" and other such things.

FML - Facebook Matters Less, Now That You're On It

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When parents join Facebook, it's like getting bound and gagged with a suit and tie while your friends are all circling you in a conga line.