weather

He made a nice exit to the side.

No, no, no, wrong! It's all wrong!

This guy is taking, "Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds" literally.

This reporter is better than me, I don't know if that kind of stupidity is worth saving.

Now we're just rubbing it in.

~Office Lackey Jack

It'll be 95 in New York City, 98 in Los Angeles, and 793 on Venus. Back to you, Jeff!

That's about accurate. Everyone's predicting the heatwavepocalypse and in the Northwest we're just like lolwut? Fetch the umbrella.

~Office Lackey Jack