weather

That's about accurate. Everyone's predicting the heatwavepocalypse and in the Northwest we're just like lolwut? Fetch the umbrella.

~Office Lackey Jack

This reporter is better than me, I don't know if that kind of stupidity is worth saving.

No, no, no, wrong! It's all wrong!

Fed up with the government shutdown, NOAA employees have taken to putting subtle messages in their official forecasts.

This guy is taking, "Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds" literally.