By Unknown
It'll be 95 in New York City, 98 in Los Angeles, and 793 on Venus. Back to you, Jeff!
weather
Via Associated Press
This reporter is better than me, I don't know if that kind of stupidity is worth saving.
By Unknown
That's about accurate. Everyone's predicting the heatwavepocalypse and in the Northwest we're just like lolwut? Fetch the umbrella.
~Office Lackey Jack
By Unknown
In other news, metro Vancouver has gone silent after reports of giant arachnid attack.
