weather

Sorry, I couldn't resist...

That's about accurate. Everyone's predicting the heatwavepocalypse and in the Northwest we're just like lolwut? Fetch the umbrella.

~Office Lackey Jack

This reporter is better than me, I don't know if that kind of stupidity is worth saving.

In other news, metro Vancouver has gone silent after reports of giant arachnid attack.

This guy is taking, "Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds" literally.