weather

Now we're just rubbing it in.

~Office Lackey Jack

In other news, metro Vancouver has gone silent after reports of giant arachnid attack.

Sorry, I couldn't resist...

It'll be 95 in New York City, 98 in Los Angeles, and 793 on Venus. Back to you, Jeff!

The weather for Saturday will be... bleak? Am I reading that right? Yes. Bleak.