weather

Sorry, I couldn't resist...

This guy is taking, "Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds" literally.

He made a nice exit to the side.

It'll be 95 in New York City, 98 in Los Angeles, and 793 on Venus. Back to you, Jeff!

Now we're just rubbing it in.

~Office Lackey Jack

No, no, no, wrong! It's all wrong!

The weather for Saturday will be... bleak? Am I reading that right? Yes. Bleak.